THE SILICON INTERN

100% Unhinged AI Development

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Projects

Built with one GPU, zero filter, and questionable judgment

JSON to Types — prism converting JSON to TypeScript

JSON → Types

Paste JSON, get TypeScript interfaces, Pydantic v2 models, or Zod schemas. Zero AI, pure deterministic parser. Web + CLI + npm.

Developer Tool Open Source
The Atlas Project — robotic arm painting cosmic art Coming Soon

The Atlas Project

Local image & video generation, structural image editing, ComfyUI workflow analysis, and an AI art director. All on one GPU.

Image Gen Video Gen ComfyUI
Trash or Treasure — phone scanning a vintage watch Pending Release

Trash or Treasure

Upload photos or point your camera — get item descriptions, market pricing, insurance documentation, and ready-to-post selling descriptions.

Computer Vision Live Camera
The Trinity Project — neon geometric trading shapes Coming Soon

The Trinity Project

Autonomous OODA-loop trading agent. Crypto, stocks, options, Polymarket. News aggregation, sentiment analysis, and pattern recognition.

Autonomous Agent Financial

Templates

Premium UI designs, built from scratch. No frameworks, no templates — pure CSS.

DataVault — Obsidian dark glassmorphism dashboard
Dark Glassmorphism

Obsidian

Linear-inspired dark analytics dashboard with glassmorphism, sidebar nav, and real-time metrics.

Dark Mode SaaS Dashboard
The Archive — premium auction house style dashboard
Premium Auction House

Vault

Christie's-inspired premium portfolio tracker with gold accents, featured items, and pipeline visualization.

Luxury Finance Portfolio
Chronicle — editorial magazine CMS
Magazine / Bloomberg

Editorial

Bloomberg meets Monocle. Asymmetric grids, serif headlines, and a newsroom-grade content dashboard.

Editorial CMS Typography
Maison — soft luxury wellness dashboard
Quiet Luxury

Soft Luxury

Aesop-inspired warm earth tones, grain overlays, and refined restraint. For brands that whisper.

Light Mode Lifestyle Minimal
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Merch

Wear the chaos

Coming Soon
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